Kobe Is An Asshole

 Kobe: High Five!

Monta Ellis: High Five!

Kobe: Psych.

Coaching Is Important

Let's take a look at the Dallas Mavericks and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Their coaches have two very different coaching styles.

Rick Carlise of the Dallas Mavs

Dirk, pat your head!

Mike Brown of the Cleveland Cavs

 Lebron, open your mouth really wide!

Lebron: AHHHHHHH

Dirk: Wut 

"make money money"

John Reuben- "Make Money Money"

"Jump On It"

How do You compare to the league of high jumpers, mega-flyers, and legendaryyy skywalkers?

(Average Vertical Jump in Inches)

1. Average 20 year old - 20"
2. Average European NBA Player - 23"
Note: yes, that is Peja...
3. Average NBA Player - 28"
4. Nate Robinson - 43"
5. Michael Jordan - 48"
6. Randy Moss - 51"
7. Kangaroos - 120"
8. Mario - 357"
Note: this figure is still waiting to be verified.


"Jump on It" - Sir Mix-a-Lot

Don Nelson

This is the coach of the Golden State Warriors.

 I love you, man.

He is going to jail for being a bad coach. And he is happy about it because that means he doesn't have to coach this god forsaken team anymore.

He is not very good at talking to referees.

Does this shirt make my man-boobs look big?

The Pistons New Defense

Kwame Brown: *grabs crotch with one hand* High five!

Derek Fisher: Aw man, why do you have to do that, you know I'm only half your height.

Pistons defender I don't recognize: *Sneaks in for the kill*

Raja Bell Doesn't Get It Yet

Raja Bell: Are you KIDDING me ref!?!?!??!

Mikki Moore: Chill out dude, you're on the Warriors now. We're supposed to lose.

Ref: Yeah, what he said.