Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Stoudemire needs new friends

With free agency looming, some big name free agents are talking about getting together and discussing their plans for league domination. The original group consisted of Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and Joe Johnson. Not wanting to be forgotten, Amare Stoudemire has expressed interest in joining this group.

"I'm friends with LeBron, Dwyane, Chris [Bosh] -- all those guys are friends of mine," Stoudemire told Fanhouse. "So I'm pretty sure they'll call me and we'll talk about a few things."

I can just picture Stoudemire sitting next to the phone waiting for his ‘friends’ to call him to hang out. And when they never call he’ll try to invite himself to their meetings and they’ll avoid him and it’ll be all awkward every time Stoudemire sees them. Then again, if Joe Johnson, the almost-but-not-quite superstar, is invited, Stoudemire will probably be too.