Lakers-Bucks Local Announcers

Continuing my procrastination streak...

I thought the Bucks announcers did a decent job avoiding the "homer" tag. The play by play announcer was fair, but the color commentator was a little too biased. Overall they kept themselves in check though. Some interesting notes.

• When the Lakers were winning, they were very, very fair. 
• When the Bucks pulled ahead in the 4th quarter, the color commentator started getting out of control. 
• On the Buck's last shot of the game (a missed Michael Redd runner), one of the announcers yelled 'Michael Reddddd!'. This isn't too bad of an offense actually, it was a very exciting moment.
• On Kobe's game winning shot, the color commentator yelled out 'MISS IT!'. This isn't that cool. 
• At one point in the 3rd quarter, they talked to each other about eating cookies. They just decided to stop calling the game and talk about cookies. (Note: Intense cookie talk starts around the 30 second mark)
  

Truehoop Annoys Me

Busy with finals. Here's a short rant.

Henry Abbot of Truehoop annoys the beejeezus out of me. This guy is a huge Blazers fan and Kobe Bryant "hater" (hater is a bit extreme), which is okay until you bring that bias into your blog that's directed towards a national audience. Abbot respects Kobe, but often goes out of his way to downplay his achievements. Abbot's most recent post about Kobe is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. This is the Truehoop formula for Kobe Bryant posts.

1. Talk about something good about Kobe to show that you are not 'hating'.

2. Immediately discredit that with analysis and stats, which may or may not be accurate/applicable.

3. Finish post by straddling the line between 'Kobe is overrated' and 'Kobe is good' to show that you are not biased.

This most recent post can be summarized like this.

"Kobe hit a game winning shot and did pretty well in the 4th and OT. But stats show Kobe usually is not that good in the 4th and OT, many people are better. Also, he may have gotten a lot of preferential treatment from refs. But who knows, I mean, I'm not saying Kobe is not that good, but the stats show that he is not that good."

This came out longer and less coherent than I had planned. Stay tuned for my rant about Bill Simmons someday.

Chill Out

Hey Joakim Noah, chill out.

Turkododo

This is a few days old but I procrastinated. If this is what Rasheed Wallace really said and not some typo, he is my new hero.

Kobe Is An Asshole

 Kobe: High Five!

Monta Ellis: High Five!

Kobe: Psych.

Coaching Is Important

Let's take a look at the Dallas Mavericks and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Their coaches have two very different coaching styles.

Rick Carlise of the Dallas Mavs

Dirk, pat your head!

Mike Brown of the Cleveland Cavs

 Lebron, open your mouth really wide!

Lebron: AHHHHHHH

Dirk: Wut 

"make money money"

John Reuben- "Make Money Money"

"Jump On It"

How do You compare to the league of high jumpers, mega-flyers, and legendaryyy skywalkers?

(Average Vertical Jump in Inches)

1. Average 20 year old - 20"
2. Average European NBA Player - 23"
Note: yes, that is Peja...
3. Average NBA Player - 28"
4. Nate Robinson - 43"
5. Michael Jordan - 48"
6. Randy Moss - 51"
7. Kangaroos - 120"
8. Mario - 357"
Note: this figure is still waiting to be verified.


"Jump on It" - Sir Mix-a-Lot

Don Nelson

This is the coach of the Golden State Warriors.

 I love you, man.

He is going to jail for being a bad coach. And he is happy about it because that means he doesn't have to coach this god forsaken team anymore.

He is not very good at talking to referees.

Does this shirt make my man-boobs look big?

The Pistons New Defense

Kwame Brown: *grabs crotch with one hand* High five!

Derek Fisher: Aw man, why do you have to do that, you know I'm only half your height.

Pistons defender I don't recognize: *Sneaks in for the kill*

Raja Bell Doesn't Get It Yet

Raja Bell: Are you KIDDING me ref!?!?!??!

Mikki Moore: Chill out dude, you're on the Warriors now. We're supposed to lose.

Ref: Yeah, what he said.